Kimberly Harrington is a copywriter and creative director, a regular contributor to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and her work has also appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times, and The Cut. She is the author of AMATEUR HOUR: MOTHERHOOD IN ESSAYS AND SWEAR WORDS and the co-founder and editor of parenting humor site RAZED. Please invite her to a party, she has dresses.